Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby…

This post is not meant to be serious.  It is also not meant to offend anyone of a gentler nature.  Yet, porn titles are getting pretty ridiculous nowadays, and I thought I’d share the top ten pornographic video names that I have found in exactly one half hour of browsing various websites.

• Your Mom’s An Anal Slut
• All Holes No Poles
• Boobapalooza
• Meatless In Seattle
• Victory Over De Feet
• The Czechs Are Cumming

Well, apparently I could only find six.  But any brief browsing of the FYE adult section at your local mall will yield similar results.

Honestly, who taught those porn directors creativity?